May 2013
23 posts
"Oh wow, you're up early!"
sodamnrelatable:
“Who said I slept?”
cliterallysame:
this is my favorite video on this website
This hurts to watch. Also, I want to punch those girls.
queensassyofthefatties:
Whoever it is that is hoarding the url saucymermaid
i hope you get soap in your eye.
i really really do.
UGH! I HATE URL hoarders! Like seriously, if you’re not immediately ready to use a URL then leave it for someone who IS dammit! Sorry…rant. I just understand your frustration. =P
12 tags
queensassyofthefatties:
Isn’t it the worst when a good looking guy messages you on okcupid/pof but you know he’s as dumb as bag of bricks.
But you still kind of sit there contemplating whether you should let him fuck you or not?
harleyqueef:
words that should’ve died in 2009
shmexy/smexy/smexii
Should’ve never been created is more like it. I’ve hated those words since the first time I ever heard them disgustingly uttered.
April 2013
31 posts
this-is-aoife-ex-oh-ex:
I find it so funny that the “Irish” tag on this is basically One Direction and Americans posting pictures of a pint of Guinness.
Reblog if you're a Slytherin
allonsyforever:
Slytherin will help you on your way to greatness.
Just taking attendance!
Gryffindor click here
Ravenclaw x
Hufflepuff x
4 tags
God, I love Tyra. I may be significantly larger than her yet I still feel like she’s speaking out for me.
Reblog if you still remember an insult someone...
keybl4d3:
if you don’t think naked cuddles are the best you’re wrong.
Ugh, no. That shit gets too hot and sweaty. Gross.
euoria:
lustire:
scar-covered:
satisfied-enough:
happy—tears:
b-udi:
black-kohl:
i found the best blog on tumblr its actually so gorgeous. im sorry for promoting on a photo but its actually perfect and i want everyone to see it, her links here she follows most blogs back and if you ask nicely she does promos. idk but you should check her out because shes hot and has a great...
jkimisyellow:
the best video i have ever seen.
7 tags
The Dog Paradox →
arsvivere:
This made me laugh, smile, and wanna cry a little all at the same time.
It’s even more funny now that I know just what owning a dog is like.
all-dem-feels-asdfghjkl:
fitinyourdreams:
Cake or collar bones dry thinning hair??
Pizza or a thigh gap dry peeling skin?? Ice cream or hip bones dull eyes?? Food or a nice body death?? Think before you eat encourage others to throw their lives away by posting your pro-ana shit all over the internet where vulnerable naive teenagers can read and imitate your illness that you don’t even...
the best 52 seconds in film history